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EXCUSES

 
Excuses heard from Catholics, Christians Politicians, Policemen and Policewomen, Psychologists, Psychiatrists, Politicians


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Excuse
Excuse Origin/Myth
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1

Homosexuality
Read Biology 1001, read Evolution 1001
High ranking clergy, some fully deceived laity, those in the know and on the take.  No longer heard from police officers or the vast majority of psychologists and counselors.
The Global LGTB community and some 70+% of the general population
Been like that for millennia.

2

 
Victims
Mostly deemed to be insane or suffering from 'mental issues'. Irreparably  harmed . Damaged goods, Catholic bashers, Religion haters
 
 
Considered to be a full 10 basis points below an Atheist by average Catholics. 5 below by average Christians and 50 below by Vatican officials and church hierarchy.

3

 
Victim supporters
X is no longer following the teachings of the Catholic church
Bishops when attempting to block a member of their clergy from assisting victims
 
 

4

Victims friends
 
 
 
 

4a

Victim s Families
 
 
 
 

5

We take the sexual abuse of children very seriously
Heard for many generations. Began to die out in the first quarter of 2010 as pressure increased around the globe in an endeavor to rein in an organization which considers itself free to rape and plunder the youth of our society.
This was most often seen in print form. This simple statement has been the single largest consumer of woodchip for a single line of governmental SPIN. No public servant will admit to this as a personal belief yet they endorse the 'rules' without any means of doing otherwise - that's not education, that's mental manipulation - perhaps a serious mental deficit.
On behalf of the voiceless children who have died as a result such as those 50,000 children who died in the Canadian genocide at the hands of the Catholic and other religions. 
Since the inception of the Catholic church

9

I'm Catholic, and I am close to retirement. I don't want to rock the boat.
 
Police commissioners, middle aged and close to retiring police officers. The largest concentration of these is found in Queensland.
Those who have a respect for the rule of law, a desire to be treated with equality; a wish to be treated as a fellow human being and from those who tried many many times to have their cases taken up - many of them repeatedly denied this throughout their entire life - this continues today though in a diminishing form.
Since the Rum Rebellion

10

 
Condoms
Protect the feotus  the ensure a continuing supply of pliable and duly deceived and duped individuals
Ensures the spread of AIDS and ensure a prolonged and painful death for many as well as ensuring infection of the new born at birth.
 
 

11

 
The Government
 
 
 
 

12

 
Militant Atheists
 
 
 
 

13

 
Atheists
 
 
 
 

14

 
The devil
 
 
 
 

15

 
Psychologists
 
 
 
 

16

 
Look at all the good work we do
 
 
 
 

17

 
Look at all the good work we do. If only the government gave us more money we would be able to do more good work.
 
 
 
 

18


It is my religion
 
 
 
They should have thought of that before their hierarchy made rape a part of their religion.

19

 
I am a Catholic
Not necessarily a Christian, protecting kids does not pay the mortgage but I won't worry because its not my child. Someone else is looking after that problem.
 
 
So are you dumb and stupid as well?

20

 
I am a highly trained Catholic
I have a higher mortgage and 2 cars to worry about, besides can you not let this get in the way of business.
 
 
Dumber and stupider!

21

 
Hollywood, television and talk back radio
 
 
 
 

22

 
The Baptists
 
 
 
 

23

 
The Jews
 
 
 
 

24

 
Anything non-Catholic
 
 
 
 

25

 
Male Atheists
 
 
 
 

25

 
That's the way the system works son
 
 
 
Mostly outdated police officers

25

I am only doing my job
 
 
 
 

26

 
They only abused a few children
 
Oh Yeah you would know about that bad apple it seems
 
 

27

There is always one bad apple
 
 
 
 

28

Women
 
 
 
 

29

 
Female Atheists
 
 
 
 

30

 
Black or Hispanic Atheists
 
 
 
 

31

 
Asian Atheists
 
 
 
 

32

 
Atheists in general
 
 
 
 

33

 
The Pill
 
 
 
 

31

 
Television
 
 
 
 

32

 
The Irish
 
 
 
 

33

 
The Alaskans
 
 
 
 

34

 
Alcohol
 
 
 
 

35

 
Greed
 
 
 
 

36

 
Prostitution
 
 
 
 
 

37

Pagans, Wigans etc
 
 
 
 

38

 
Gallileo
 
 
 
 

39

 
Witches
 
 
 
 

40

 
Prostitution
 
 
 
 

41

Teenagers
 
 
 
 

42

Celibacy
The combination of abuse and celibacy does however create abusers and supporters of abusers through a process of 'forgive' compartmentalization.
 
On behalf of those clergy who have escaped or attempted to escape, those who speak out and those who directly assist.
This stub requires information

43

 
Guilt free sex
 
 
 
 

44

 
Masturbation
 
 
 
 

45

 
SEN. ROB KANE: National Child Abuse Prevention Month reminds us to love and protect our children

 
On Catholic type Christian need to be reminded. Too much compartmentalization does make you forgetful.
Try less confession. Understand that there is no forgiveness just as there is no excuse for sexual abuse.
 

46

 
Lack of obedience
The main cause of the sin of disclosing the crimes of clergy
Obedience is different that asking to be stupid
 
 

47

 
Catholic cases of pedophilia make more headlines because of ...
Shock and horror expressed at the delusional. Armageddon and Atheists abound - see #32, #29, #25,
This one is in serious need of an oil change. Perhaps it is past its use by date!
 

48

 
Mentally disturbed
 
 
 
 

49

 
Anglicans. Anglicans of all descriptions
 
 
 
 

50

 
I don't remember
The preserve of bishop and priests when hauled before a court of law.
 
 
 

51

 
Muslims
 
 
 
 

52

 
We did it. We only did it a little bit. Besides we are sorry
Sorry you got caught
 
 
 

53

 
If only we had realized!
 
 
 
 

54

 
We did not know it was a crime until, um, until. I can't remember
 
 
 
 

55

 
I have a mental reservation about that
 
 
 
 

48

 
"Hypothetically theoretically  speaking"
From the mouth of the bishop from hell. Bishop of Australia, multiple accusations of child molesting. Friends with the worlds most prolific pedophiles. A pretender for the throne of Rome.
 
 
 

49

They do it in the schools. Everybody else is doing it
Thats right, then it is OK for you to excuse priests who have sexually abused children
 
 
 

50

 
Chemical castration
Aternative 'cure' for pedophilia. Perhaps someone should have used some Lourdes water on them when the exorcism failed..
 
 
 

51

 
Earthquakes
 
 
 
 

52

Tsunami
 
 
 
 

53

Volcanos
 
 
 
 

54

Greed
 
 
 
 

55

Lack of understanding of the Catholic faith
Do you need to understand much to undertsand rape
 
 
 

56 

Global Financial Crisis
 
 
 
 

57

Ignorance
They got this one right 
 
 
 

58

Statute of limitations
 
 
 
 

59

The abuser is now old
 
 
 
 

60

Humanity
 
 
 
 

61

The Press
 
 
 
 

62

The prevailing conditions at the time
 
 
 
 

63

The Internet
 
 
 
 

64

Sex
 
 
 
 

65

Those who survived to tell of the horrors of the crimes of catholics and the catholic church
 
 
 
 

66

Education
 
 
 
 

67

We are just winging it
 
 
 
 

68

69 - 1 
 
 
 
 

69

Oral Sex
 
 
 
 

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